Poor Al……Vs.1.1 (See Vs.1.0, here.)
Ring!…Ring!…Ring!……..
Nader for President, Campaign Headquarters, may I help you?
Al: Is Ralph there?Un-named lackey: May I ask who is calling?Al: Al GoreLackey: One moment please(sound of large swallow, scraping chair, and running feet).Al: (tonelessly whistling.. “I Did It My Way”)Lackey: Mr. Nader will be with you shortly.Al: Er..Okay..(restless tapping of feet)Lackey:(15 minutes […]